We do Christmas a little differently here at Things. We still want to bring joy to the world, but we just have to add a little sarcasm, a little silliness and of course, a little farting to the mix. These three Things are my top picks for a sarcastic, silly, smelly holiday.

Let's start with the gifts. Sure, you could go out and get wrapping paper of silver and gold or paper printed with snowy, heart-melting holiday scenes, but everyone is doing that. Why not go with someThing unique? SomeThing completely different? SomeThing so funny that the paper is worth saving?

Next up is our disgruntled snowman. He sings Rodney Carrington's "Who Put The D**k On The Snowman" and if you look closely, you'll see why he's so upset. A thimble? Even a snowman deserves a better Christmas package than that! Check out the video and then add him to your holiday decor. Whether they think it's funny or disgusting, a Thing like this is sure to get a rise out of everyone.

And last but(t) not least, my favorite ornament of the year--Santa's behind! Why? Because it plays "Deck the Halls?" No, because it plays the song in farts! You never heard Santa scat like this! Have a listen. It's the perfect stocking stuffer, tree ornament or package decoration for every fan of flatulence on your list. It's so festive, I'm thinking of doing my whole tree in them!

See you next week,
Bobby