Christmas is almost here! Lots of family. Piles of presents. Way too much food. And a few extra days off work to play with all my new toys and Things. Woo-hoo!

But before we close up shop, I'd like to take a minute to thank our fans and fellow lovers of all Things weird, wild and wacky. All of us here at Things wish you a very happy (and hopefully funny, shocking and silly) holiday.

Next year we'll have lots to talk about including the Mayan 2012 prophecy, new planets and the elections -- along with all the crazy new Things we dig up and bring back from the four corners of the world. So, for Christmas I'd like to leave you with our favorite and most simple holiday sentiment: Things that go pffft! in the night.

See you after the holiday,
Bobby